Inbox: 

From: scoopnguyen@ 
To: boyarmstrong@
Subject: possible interview

Dear Mr. Armstrong: 

For starters, I’m a huge fan. I’ve been seeing your movies since I was like 14! To this day, I still think your best performance was in “Lie Like A Rug,” but who knows? Maybe “Vanishing Destiny” will top it. 

I’m in college at Washington University now, and I’m planning to go to your premier at the Royal Palladium. I’m contacting you because I’m hoping to interview you for an article I’m writing for my school paper. 

I’m sure you’re very busy, but could I stop by your dressing room the afternoon of the premier? I only have a few questions. The interview would only take twenty minutes or so. What do you think? Please write back.

Yours sincerely, Maya Nguyen
Senior Reporter, Student Life
Washington University


From: boyarmstrong@
To: scoopnguyen@
Subject: Re: possible interview

Hi Maya!

Sure, I’d be happy to meet with you, so long as we provide any and all photos of me for the article.

Also, we need to get a full-page ad for Destiny in your school paper. We spoke to advertising and they claim it’s past the deadline. Can you pull a few strings? You know, you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours? Whadya say? 

Looking forward to meeting you, 
Ciao
Brady


From: scoopnguyen@
To: boyarmstrong@
Subject: possible interview

Dear Mr. Armstrong: 

Thanks for being so generous about your time. As far as your ad goes, I checked with the advertising guys and they say a deadline’s a deadline. Sorry! But don’t worry, I’m sure the premiere will sell out. I know tons of people who are going. 
I’ll stop by your dressing room in the afternoon for the interview. 

See you then. 
Sincerely, Maya Nguyen


From: sarahc@
To: boyarmstrong@
Subject: #1 fan

Dear Brady: 

My friend Linda said that you did all your own dance moves in “Doctor Salsa.” Is this true? 

If it is, that’s really cool. You were so good in that movie. I watched it 4 times in one day. 

Will you ever do another movie with Tracy Martine? She is soooo cool. 

Write back! 

Xox, 
Sarah Capsback


From: dalexander@
To: boyarmstrong@
Subject: What’s your problem? 

Brady: 

I’ve written you 22 emails and I haven’t heard anything back. Teen Style magazine says you care about your fans and you’re not stuck up…

So what’s your problem? 

WRITE BACK. 

If you don’t, I’m going to join Leif Jankson’s fan club instead of yours. 

Your #1 Fan, 
Desi


From: rstevens@ 
To: boyarmstrong@
Subject: Say it isn’t so!

Hi Brady: 

I’m writing because I just read an article in PQ magazine that said sometimes men who have ponytails are really just trying to cover up a bald spot. You don’t have a bald spot, do you? 

Please tell. I promise I can keep a secret! 

Your biggest fan,
Zeena


From: ebanks@
To: boyarmstrong@
Subject: Future Rock Star

Hey Brady, 

What’s up? I’m wondering what your next movie is going to be, but I’m also wondering, can you play the guitar? 

I think you should start a band. I’m in a band. We’re called Senator Spanky. Cool, huh?


You should be in one too. I bet you’d rock.

Well, I gotta start my homework.

Write back!
EB


From: jamie@
To: boyarmstrong@
Subject: Man to man

Hi Brady: 

As far as dudes go, I’m probably your #1 fan. I’m also a young actor (twelve going on thirteen) and I’m wondering if you have any tips for me. How did you get discovered? Please help me. 

Sincerely, J.R. Stetson

P.S. Do you think this is a cool stage name?
P.P.S. Your ponytail is cool. What kind of hair gel do you use? 



Sent: 

From: boyarmstrong@
To: gdavis@
Subject: kisses from nowheresville

Georgie-bear:
Thanks for your message. I miss you too, sugar. Can’t talk though. A lot is happening here. (I’m a genius!)

I’ll tell you all about it when I get back. 
Love, 
Your Simonster


From: boyarmstrong@
To: carol@
Subject: Change of Itinerary

Hi Carol: Listen, something’s come up and we won’t be flying out of St. Louis tomorrow as planned. I’ll get back to you when I know something definite, but for now, just cancel the flight, will you please? 

Thanks,
SM


From: boyarmstrong@
To: cecil@
Subject: Golden opportunity
Cecil: 
Things are going better than I could’ve hoped for. The premiere is off for now. The news is spreading like wildfire! Tell Rhonda great work!

Keep me posted, 
SM


From: boyarmstrong@
To: cecil@
Subject: You can’t fool me

Listen Cecil: Have you been brushing Miss Sparkles?

I checked in with her this morning on the webcam, and she’s looking awfully bedraggled. She’s a very sensitive cat, Cecil. She HATES to have a bad fur day. If she’s traumatized when I get home, you’ll be sorry you ever met me. 


From: boyarmstrong@
To: merv@
Subject: Damage Control

Merv: 
Thanks for getting me those contact sheets so fast. The black and white glossies for Destiny definitely need another airbrush. Can you do anything to make his jawline more defined? 

Let me know. –SM



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Brady’s bag: 

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"Progain" Extra Strength For men.Hair Growth Treatment. Results may occur eventually. 60 mL (2 FL OZ)


Maya's Notebook: 

Why the Royal Palladium for the premiere of Vanishing D?

Was it BA’s decision or his agent’s? 
(Does he make any of his own decisions?)

Any history with RP?

Research--» attended benefit last year to save historic theater in LA (the Galaxy)
*Interest in saving the Royal Palladium?

[Arrow drawn to show that she wishes to ask this question before the preceding one] Do you believe actors should use their influence to champion political causes?

Next project?

Where does he see himself in 10 years?

Ever done anything he regrets to further his career? 

(Wait till the end) Hit him with the evidence –demand an answer!